Life In Unn - What I Love About Unn Female Hostel

Posted in Gist   |   By somi   |   Jul 19, 2017   |   9 Comments

 

LIFE IN UNN - What I Love About UNN Female Hostel

I love UNN, don't know about you. Wait!! let's first talk about the female hostel. one thing I love about the female hostel is how you stay in your room and next thing, there's a thud on your door and once you open up, the conversation goes like this;

stranger: Hello, good morning(smiling)

you: Hi, morning(returning the smile)

stranger: Are you the one cooking the rice that's making my stomach rumble?

you: (feeling flattered and smiling) yes, maybe.
stranger: Actually, to cut the long story short, can I have some? I bet the food taste as nice as it smell(pouting with an innocent face)

you: (shrugs) no p, let me have your plate but I'll give you a little
stranger: Aah, no wahala.
After giving her a plate of rice, she blesses you like a dying father before running to her room.

Hmm! female hostel is dope.


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9 Comments

 

elidondking
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Jul 1, 2018   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

Manuel_9595
Unn is jst d school
Sep 27, 2017   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

Manuel_9595
Unn is jst d school
Sep 27, 2017   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

teefehblink
Hahahhahhahahahh
Sep 19, 2017   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

chosen111
For my hostel we no dey cook oh
Sep 15, 2017   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

Deachiever1
So nice, Your hostel is looking so clean and catchy unlike the dust bin we have in Poly Unwana
Sep 13, 2017   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

naughtyNut

hmnm, easy o...you wan finish the hostel with mouth?
Sep 19, 2017  

naughtyNut
This one na professional begging things...haha
Jul 23, 2017   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

sPeciaL
Lol..school life ehn
Jul 22, 2017   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

DreadedSmoker
Lol...that was quite funny. Love your writing @somi
Jul 22, 2017   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

somi

Thank u@ JuniorPortland
Jul 23, 2017