Jokes: The Oversabi Student

Posted in Entertainment   |   By Rhya   |   Oct 18, 2017   |   11 Comments

 

Student: "Sir, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Yes!"
Student: "How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?"
Teacher: "I don't know."
Student: "It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I
have another question!"
Teacher: "Ok, ask."
Student: "How to put a donkey inside the fridge?"
Teacher: "It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in."
Student: "No sir, You just open the fridge take out the
elephant and put it in."
Teacher: "Ooh...ok!!"
Student: "Let me ask another one. If all the animals went
to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing
which one would it be?"
Teacher: "The lion of course! Because it would eat all the
animals."
Student: "No sir, it is the donkey because it's still inside
the fridge."
Teacher: "Are you kidding me?"
Student: "No sir, one last question."
Teacher: "Ok!"
Student: "If there's a river full of crocodiles and you
wanted to cross, how would you?"
Teacher: "There's no way, I would need a boat to cross."
Student: "No sir, you just swim and cross it because all
the animals went to the lion's birthday party..."
Teacher: "I have my own question, if all the students
come to school except one person, who is the person..."
Student: "No idea sir..."
Teacher: "It's you because you are on two weeks
suspension."
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11 Comments

 

Collins-chuks
Funny bro..
Jul 6, 2018   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

elidondking
hahahahaha NYC one
Jul 1, 2018   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

mhizz_mary
lol.NYC one.,....,...mm
Sep 22, 2016   |   (1)   (0)   | Reply

iamvickyseun

indeed nice
Jun 19, 2018  

mhizz_mary
lol......NYC one....
Sep 22, 2016   |   (1)   (0)   | Reply

iamvickyseun

indeed nice
Jun 19, 2018  

mhizz_mary
lol.....NYC one...
Sep 22, 2016   |   (1)   (0)   | Reply

mhizz_mary
lol.,....NYC one...
Sep 22, 2016   |   (1)   (0)   | Reply

mhizz_mary
lol.....NYC one..
Sep 22, 2016   |   (1)   (0)   | Reply

sPeciaL
Lol...troublesome kid.
Sep 5, 2016   |   (1)   (0)   | Reply

Bekky
Lol,annoying student
Jul 18, 2016   |   (1)   (0)   | Reply

iamvickyseun

dats just d definition
Jun 19, 2018  

iamvickyseun

dats just d definition
Jun 19, 2018  

tobs
Nice one there!
Jul 18, 2016   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

Oakley
I'm actually laughing...That's an achievement! Nice one.
Jul 18, 2016   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply


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