Abia Poly First Class Student Murders Grammar

Posted in Gist   |   By basildvalour   |   Jul 10, 2018   |   20 Comments

 

But why do ladies that form the most, flaw the most?

So it was on this day, the social day of the Business And Management Students of the Abia State Polytechnic, Aba and l was duly invited to come and feed my eyes by my friend since l was still around the campus.

The event kick started and we all seem to be having a nice time and feeling all relaxed and calm.

Some guys were holding on to their girls and as an invitee, l had nothing to hold on to than my disposal cup of grape wine and that was all where l went wrong.

 There a very pretty lady, one you would think has Obama as father, came close to where l was seated and said hi with a wave of her hand and l responded giving her the go ahead to join me as l was the odd man out.

Sandra, as she called herself joined me and we shared some talk time and then she asked to take a sip from my cup.

She was disappointed l wasn't doing alcohol and thought l was not man enough.

 She left and moved on to some other guy. I never knew she was the department's first lady.

Later on, the same Sandra was called upon to present an address and l couldn't help but hold my head from leaving my body.

 "I gladingly welcome you all to this year BAM week and l believe you are having fun. I don't have too much to say and l want everyone to enjoy yourself because that is why we has all make today special. Thank you," she said.

 I tapped my friend and asked him who the lady was and l was told she tops the department. I almost fainted.

I know English is not our language but that doesn't give us a reason to speak bad English, we should try take it seriously.

Now I was thanking God that I didn't know how to take alcohol. Lol, I'm sure you're smiling now..


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DreadedSmoker
"But why are those ladies that form the most, flaw the most?" @basildvalour that line kind of rhymes.... maybe that answers the why of the question..lol<br />
Aug 6, 2016   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

basildvalour
U mean she could be a rapper? who knows.
Aug 7, 2016   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

basildvalour
U mean she could be a rapper? who knows.
Aug 7, 2016   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

Kiraells
lolx......i hereby sentence her to two years of studying in grammer klas wit her mastering English.
Aug 15, 2016   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

Kiraells
Buh wait ooo,if she tops d klas wit dis type of English, i wonder wat odas will b speaking??!!
Aug 15, 2016   |   (1)   (0)   | Reply

Jane
Comment...lol interesting
Aug 18, 2016   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

basildvalour
Jane, is it really that funny? haven't you made similar grammatical errors before?
Aug 18, 2016   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

Mimi99
She killed it...... <br />
Aug 19, 2016   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

Nabzyofficial
Lols her English is not nice ooo.
Aug 20, 2016   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

Nabzyofficial
She thinks she has done something nice
Aug 20, 2016   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

Oluchi-4xt
Loool... ..
Aug 22, 2016   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

bukky
jeez..gbagaun!!
Aug 22, 2016   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

Greatness
Hmm, dis one be gobe... gbagun
Aug 23, 2016   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

Greatness
Hmm, dis one be gobe... gbagun
Aug 23, 2016   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

skyface
She be killer<br />
Aug 25, 2016   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

Florence
Who knows if she is a rapper<br />
Aug 25, 2016   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

Florence
She killed it
Aug 25, 2016   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

naya
Lols.... Some days re jus like that
Aug 27, 2016   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

flames007
haha....if you'd taken alcohol you would have thought it was your mind playing tricks with you.
Aug 4, 2018   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply

Ashleenerh
lol, we have to b smiling
Aug 21, 2018   |   (0)   (0)   | Reply


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